Goroh Samurai

I'M BACK.

WHO THE HELL WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DRIVER'S ED? IT'S COMPLETELY LAME. I WON'T ACCEPT NORMAL DRIVING. I AM KICKING YOU OUT, NERD, AND TAKING YOUR PLACE. FINAL EXAM IS ALL GOROH.

YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE. GO WATCH A NERD MOVIE OR DO NERD THINGS.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW ME, MY NAME IS
( HUGE TEXT )

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT YOU'RE IDIOTS, YOU'LL KNOW ME FAST ENOUGH. I GET MYSELF NOTICED.

NOW IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE A ROOM TO CHANGE AROUND.

[This is probably posted from his Ninja headquarters]

I enjoyed my time here, but I've got a kid to raise. I've finished my term, and didn't renew next year's contract.

Mr.Otacon shall be your new Driver's Ed teacher.

Farewell.

DRIVER'S ED THIS WEEK IS A DUAL CLASS WITH ROBOTNIK TODAY. ALL STUDENTS FOR EITHER CLASSES ARE TO SHOW UP IN FRONT OF THE SCHOOL AND BOARD THE BUSES PROVIDED.

SINCE THIS IS THE LAST CLASS BEFORE BREAK, ANY ADDITIONAL TEACHERS AND STUDENTS WHO WISH COME FOR THE HELL OF IT ARE PERMITTED TO DO SO.

Kids. Why does it have to be kids. I know they can fend for themselves but after what happened with Lisa...

LISTEN..

Listen.

I've been ask to bring you four along with me on a mission.

Don't ask why I picked you, because it certainly wasn't me they just told me to bring you four along. THEY, being the people who hired me for this job.

Long story short, you're going to help me track down some guy and take him to justice. We'll be heading off to a nearby galaxy this week. You don't have to accept but I have a feeling THEY will be disappointed if you don't. You have acceptable battle skills right? Colin, you're a commanding officer, you'll help the others out.

I'm going to regret this.

EVERYONE IN HEALTH CLASS IS ASKED TO SHOW UP IN BATHING SUITS.

YOU WILL NOT MEET IN THE USUAL CLASS BUT IN THE SCHOOL'S FRONT YARD TO BOARD THE NINJA ROCKET POWERED SHUTTLE BUS. ANY STUDENT WHO ALSO WISHES TO JOIN US FOR THE DAY IS FREE TO COME.

How do you feel about going to Daisy's royal ball?

It could be a good way to practise for the upcoming mission.

THE FESTIVAL WAS INTERESTING.

[Private to Louie and Olimar, unhackable]
How has the training been going? Have the health ninjas been making sure you have the right foods in your cupboards.

I was gone all week. Just got back yesterday.

Dai's gone, Tony's gone, and I'm not in the mood for games, so whatever the hell you wanted to tell me, this better be important.