[Private to EVA, unhackable]

I was wondering if you'd be interested in going on a mission with me. I've been hired to keep watch over a large diamond and pretend to be a wealthy millionaire. The only problem is he's supposed to be married...and...well.

The job might get dangerous, so I'd understand if you'd rather not come. I just figured you might like something...a little more exciting?

Look, it was either that or get Falcon in a dress and wig, and no one should see that in their lifetimes more than once.